ADIDAS SPONSORED KHAKI PARKA. Dark green, size 50. Given to and worn by Hooky.

Thanks to our growing fame, we became friends with Gary Aspen at Adidas, and were royally looked after for years with Adidas gear. The first time I went to the goody store, it was huge... I was embarrassed and just chose a couple of things... Then as we were sitting in reception afterwards, a guy came through with about 8 huge bags of clothes and shoes... he was struggling to carry it all. I thought he must be huge... I said to Gary, "Who’s that mate?" He said the name, which I didn’t recognise, adding, "He played the dead body in 'Shallow Grave'!". "Eh?" said I, "Let me back in there!"